Wednesday, September 07, 2005
My friend Gabriel told me this joke!! I need to share before i head for bedd!!!

One day, there's 3 guys stuck in the jungle with a japanese snipper. kayys i dont know why he's a japanese!! the story goes onn.. the 3 guys- an indian, a malay and follow by the chinese. Theres a magic tree and if you touch it, the tree will grant you a wish. Their wish is to get out of the jungle asap, their attempt to touch the tree and make a wish get-away.

First attempt, the indian guy ran for the tree!! Midway, the jap snipper shot him!! but missed! he's alive and touched the tree! he shouted "EAGLE!!!!" *spinkle tinkle* he became an eagle and fortunately flew and left the jungle

Second attempt, the malay guy ran for the tree!! Strange enough, the jap snipper did not fire a single shot at the guy. Lucky him, he got away. He shouted "Leopard!!" *spinkle tinkle* he became a leopard yea! off he went..

Third attempt, the chinese guy ran for the tree(for the last time), the jap snipper was shooting him the whole way through!!! Almost there! 5 mm! "CHAO CHEE ***" he got SHOT and TOUCHED the magic tree!!! hahahahhaa u guys know what he became. haha. imagine he said something worse. hehehe.

good night people.

thanks for the joke gabbe


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